The Heart of the Snoodleverse
The Snoodleverse is filled with inventors, bakers, musicians, poodles, reporters, heroes, villains, and one ruler who accidentally became king because he fell out of space as a baby.
Together they remind us that friendship, imagination, laughter, and a good bowl of noodles can solve almost anything.
And if they can’t?
Well, that’s probably when Herbie invents something. 🚀🍜✨
🎤 Cheese Chedderman’s Exclusive Interview:
“When Ricky and Briana Lost Their Noodles!”
Live from Noodleham News Studios
🎤 Cheese Chedderman:
Today we’re joined by two local heroes who once had the unfortunate experience of being transformed into Willy Nilly Noodle and Dilly Dally Doodle. Welcome, Ricky and Briana!
🎸 Ricky:
Thanks, Cheese.
🤓 Briana:
Happy to be here.
🎤 Cheese:
And can you both confirm you’re currently yourselves?
🎸 Ricky:
Pretty sure.
🤓 Briana:
Ninety-nine point nine percent sure.
🎸 Ricky:
Wait… who are we again?
🤓 Briana:
Oh no, not this again.
🎤 Cheese:
Let’s start with you, Ricky. What was it like being Willy Nilly?
🎸 Ricky:
Fantastic! Terrible! Fantastically terrible!
🎤 Cheese:
Can you be more specific?
🎸 Ricky:
I spent three hours trying to teach spaghetti to jump rope.
🎤 Cheese:
Did the spaghetti cooperate?
🎸 Ricky:
Not even a little.
🎤 Cheese:
Did that stop you?
🎸 Ricky:
Absolutely not.
🎤 Cheese:
Briana, what was it like being Dilly Dally Doodle?
🤓 Briana:
Well, someone asked me what time it was.
🎤 Cheese:
And?
🤓 Briana:
Three hours later I was explaining the history of clocks.
🎤 Cheese:
Did you answer the question?
🤓 Briana:
I got distracted by sundials.
🎤 Cheese:
What other silly things do you remember?
🎸 Ricky:
I tried to convince a fire hydrant to become a poodle.
🎤 Cheese:
How’d that go?
🎸 Ricky:
It was stubborn.
🤓 Briana:
He held a full conversation with it.
🎸 Ricky:
It had strong opinions.
🎤 Cheese:
Briana?
🤓 Briana:
I tried to organize every noodle in Noodleham by bendiness.
🎤 Cheese:
That’s impossible.
🤓 Briana:
Thank you! Nobody told Dilly Dally.
🎤 Cheese:
Did you two spend time together while under the dust’s effects?
🎸 Ricky:
Oh yes.
🤓 Briana:
Unfortunately.
🎸 Ricky:
We decided to open a business.
🎤 Cheese:
What kind of business?
🎸 Ricky:
Rentable clouds.
🎤 Cheese:
Rentable clouds?
🎸 Ricky:
Premium clouds.
🤓 Briana:
We spent two days arguing over cloud pricing.
🎤 Cheese:
What did you charge?
🎸 Ricky:
Two noodles and a pickle.
🎤 Cheese:
Surely things couldn’t get any stranger.
🤓 Briana:
They could.
🎸 Ricky:
They did.
🤓 Briana:
He ran for mayor.
🎤 Cheese:
Of Noodleham?
🎸 Ricky:
No.
🤓 Briana:
A puddle.
🎤 Cheese:
A puddle?
🎸 Ricky:
It needed leadership.
🎤 Cheese:
Did the puddle vote for you?
🎸 Ricky:
Landslide victory.
🎤 Cheese:
What was the most ridiculous thing either of you did?
🎸 Ricky:
I challenged my own shadow to a race.
🎤 Cheese:
Who won?
🎸 Ricky:
The shadow. It cheated.
🤓 Briana:
I gave a forty-page lecture explaining why pickles should wear sweaters in winter.
🎤 Cheese:
Should they?
🤓 Briana:
Honestly, some of my points were pretty good.
🎤 Cheese:
Did you interact with Evil Kidoodle during all this?
🎸 Ricky:
Yes.
🤓 Briana:
We thanked him.
🎤 Cheese:
You WHAT?
🎸 Ricky:
We thanked him for turning our brains into mashed potatoes.
🤓 Briana:
Then we asked if he’d like to invest in the cloud business.
🎤 Cheese:
Thank goodness Voodoo Kidoodle cured you.
🎸 Ricky:
The first thing I said after the cure was, “Why am I wearing a lampshade?”
🤓 Briana:
The first thing I said was, “Why is there a notebook labeled Important Research on Sweater Pickles?”
🎤 Cheese:
One final question. If Willy Nilly and Dilly Dally walked through that door right now, what would happen?
🎸 Ricky:
Willy Nilly would try to teach the furniture how to yodel.
🤓 Briana:
Dilly Dally would spend six hours discussing whether chairs are technically upside-down tables.
🎸 Ricky:
That’s actually a good question.
🤓 Briana:
Don’t start.
🎸 Ricky:
Too late. I have diagrams.
🎤 Cheese:
Well, there you have it, folks. Two heroes, one magical dust incident, a mayoral campaign for a puddle, and an unsuccessful attempt to train spaghetti.
This is Cheese Chedderman, reporting live from Noodleham, where things have once again become completely and utterly Noodlerific! 🍜🎤😂🥒☁️
